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News flash! George W. Bush Receives Novel Endorsement
Dadsonthecouch News Wire
October 20, 2004
TEHERAN, Iran -- In a move hailed worldwide by enthusiasts of irony, the head of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council and Axis of Evil co-conspirator Hasan Rowhani said yesterday that "We do not desire to see Democrats take over" in the November 2nd presidential election.
Rowhani expanded on his embarrassing views of the contrast between Republican and Democratic administrations, noting that "We haven't seen anything good from Democrats."
In response, a blushing Bush campaign spokesman Scott Stanzel said "It's not an endorsement we'll be accepting anytime soon." The ungrateful Stanzel went on to note that "Iran should stop its pursuit of nuclear weapons, and if they continue in the direction they are going, then we will have to look at what additional action may need to be taken, including looking to the U.N. Security Council."
Notoriously coy regarding international affairs, president Bush refused to comment on the matter, although Rowhani did reply to Stanzel’s remarks in an early morning press conference in Teheran: "Jeez, we were just trying to help… What a dick."
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News flash! George W. Bush Receives Novel Endorsement
Dadsonthecouch News Wire
October 20, 2004
TEHERAN, Iran -- In a move hailed worldwide by enthusiasts of irony, the head of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council and Axis of Evil co-conspirator Hasan Rowhani said yesterday that "We do not desire to see Democrats take over" in the November 2nd presidential election.
Rowhani expanded on his embarrassing views of the contrast between Republican and Democratic administrations, noting that "We haven't seen anything good from Democrats."
In response, a blushing Bush campaign spokesman Scott Stanzel said "It's not an endorsement we'll be accepting anytime soon." The ungrateful Stanzel went on to note that "Iran should stop its pursuit of nuclear weapons, and if they continue in the direction they are going, then we will have to look at what additional action may need to be taken, including looking to the U.N. Security Council."
Notoriously coy regarding international affairs, president Bush refused to comment on the matter, although Rowhani did reply to Stanzel’s remarks in an early morning press conference in Teheran: "Jeez, we were just trying to help… What a dick."
