Monday
7/03/04
July Fourth Weekend.
Hey you! Yeah, You. Whatcha doing inside on a beautiful holiday weekend like this? You big doughy geek. Go shut off your computer and take your kids out to play under the big bright yellow thing in the sky. It’s July fourth weekend for heavens sake.
Find a pool to flop around in. Go grill some beef and drink some beer. Beef and beer are, after all, an outstanding combination and are but two of the many reasons to celebrate our fine nation this weekend.
And, might I suggest topping it all off with some fireworks? Go on now, shoo!
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July Fourth Weekend.
Hey you! Yeah, You. Whatcha doing inside on a beautiful holiday weekend like this? You big doughy geek. Go shut off your computer and take your kids out to play under the big bright yellow thing in the sky. It’s July fourth weekend for heavens sake.
Find a pool to flop around in. Go grill some beef and drink some beer. Beef and beer are, after all, an outstanding combination and are but two of the many reasons to celebrate our fine nation this weekend.
And, might I suggest topping it all off with some fireworks? Go on now, shoo!
